. It’s me, I understand, or Michael Eisner, who once was in the media business. (The media business may be interesting to nobody else, but once you’re in it, you’ll never get enough of it.) Discussions are ongoing. Tribune Co. creditors are, I admit, imploring me. JPMorgan Chase and the two hedge funds, Angelo Gordon & Co. and Oaktree Capital Management, who now control the company, can’t stop calling me. My family is supportive of whatever decision I might make.
This is, however, not so much a business decision, but an existential one. Can anyone, anywhere, rescue our business? Can I?
Among my big dreams, one has always been to run a big city paper. But I have had to harden my heart.
There are no more dreamers, there are only bottom fishers.
Sam Zell, who bought the dying Tribune
a few years ago in a great cloud of nostalgia and flim flam, was a bottom fisher. The current bond holders are even lower than Sam, which nobody ever thought was possible.
As it happens, Newser is based in Chicago, not just, I’d like to think, because Newser’s CEO, Patrick Spain, lives in Evanston, but because Chicago was, once upon at time, the world’s greatest newspaper city. But, of course, no longer. I have often left the Newser offices and looked up at the Tribune Tower (since sold) and thought, WTF? The Chicago Tribune
, perhaps the most troubled newspaper in America, has also been, for many years, among the worst (and that’s saying a lot).
I have, in the recent past, walked through the Tribune
newsroom, which still houses a good 400 or 500 people, and was overheard to have peevishly remarked: “I challenge anyone to figure out what in the pages of the Tribune
could require more than 25 people.”
Well, that’s the future staff.
But what can I say? Even with my hard heart, I’m still a newspaper guy. My mother was a newspaper reporter, as I have been, and as my daughter has been. You don’t spend nine months jabbering with Rupert Murdoch, as I have done, if you don’t love newspapers.
Can I really refuse this opportunity to try to save what is most precious to me? What is a world without newspapers? Just young people run amok.
The bond holders, of course, believe the answer is a paywall. They love Rupert and blindly trust in the fat chance he knows what he is doing. And, while I haven’t gotten into it yet, I’m sure there’s a lot of tiresome iPad and app talk. (Investors will believe anything.)
But I’m not going there. If I take the job, I’m climbing on the city desk and jumping up and down. We’ll only save our business if we cause a fuss and have some fun.
I’ll let you know what I decide.
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