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Newser Story Index from January, 2007
Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.
Ninjas Slice Through Bowling Competition
Pakistani Soldiers Storm Mosque
CIA Finds No Escape From Secret Prisons