Naked Cowboy to Run for President Robert Burck plans to run on Tea Party platform By Alp Arslan, Newser User Posted Oct 6, 2010 9:47 PM CDT Promoted on Newser Oct 6, 2010 10:46 PM CDT 7 comments Comments Robert Burck, a.k.a. the "Naked Cowboy," sings while standing on a small clear patch of concrete in the middle of Times Square in New York. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson, File) (User Submitted) – Times Square's Naked Cowboy, Robert Burck, announced today that he plans to run for the US presidency. His platform includes closing borders, requiring drug tests for welfare recipients, abolishing unions for government workers, cutting capital gains and income taxes and reversing Obamacare health legislation. No word on whether the Naked Cowgirl, against whom Burck filed a trademark infringement suit, plans to join the fray. Read the full article.