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Martha Stewart: I Kill Drunk Turkeys

Colbert gives Stewart a cookery lesson

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 11, 2010 4:53 AM CST | Updated Nov 11, 2010 6:40 AM CST

(Newser) – The bad news for turkeys meeting Martha Stewart is that she'll kill you with her bare hands. The good news is that she'll get you drunk first. The celebrity cookbook author, appearing on Stephen Colbert's Colbert Report, told the host that she treats the birds... More »

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finkster
Nov 11, 2010 8:16 AM CST
Gee Martha I'm certain a lot of people would like to do the same thing to you as well....you big turkey!!!
pg13
Nov 11, 2010 6:24 AM CST
I want to play Thanksgiving with her. She can ply me with cognac and then try to strangle me. The safe word can be "butter-knife".
LK789
Nov 11, 2010 6:07 AM CST
South Park has forever changed how I see this woman.

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