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Here's Hoping Wills Won't Be Cad Like His Dad

Fingers crossed as Kate throws in with 'Addams Family'

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 17, 2010 3:23 AM CST

(Newser) – Maybe this time we can be swept up in a real fairy tale romance with a fetching commoner and her prince-who-would-be-king—not some sordid fractured fairy tale with raunchy talk about knickers, secret mistress phone calls, suicide attempts and a riding instructor affair. Here's hoping Prince William won't repeat the skeevy wandering ways of his homely pop and will be true to his lady love, notes Julie Burchill in the Independent. So far, signs are promising between the "good mates." True, they're a bit dull, though definitely attractive, she adds.

At least they're a co-habitating "modern couple: none of the grim Gothic virginity vows that Diana's family saw fit to make public so shockingly back in the bad old days," writes Burchill. And one has to admire gorgeous Kate, willing to "throw in her lot with the weirdest clan this side of the Addams Family," the writer adds. "Let us hope that her prince has more of his mother than his father in him," Burchill concludes. "If he does, they may well live happily ever after. If he doesn't, we may be witnessing the opening act of yet another doomed fairytale."

Britain's Prince William and his fiancee Kate Middleton pose for the media at St. James's Palace in London after announcing their pending marriage.
Britain's Prince William and his fiancee Kate Middleton pose for the media at St. James's Palace in London after announcing their pending marriage.   (AP Photo/Sang Tan)
Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spence make nice before an ugly marriage.
Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spence make nice before an ugly marriage.   (AP Photo, Pool file)
Prince William and Kate Middleton pose for the media at St. James Palace in London yesterday.
Prince William and Kate Middleton pose for the media at St. James Palace in London yesterday.   (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
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COMMENTS
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LK789
Nov 17, 2010 4:46 AM CST
Or that we she won't piss off and/or embarrass the queen then get "offed" in some tunnel somewhere.
finkster
Nov 17, 2010 4:17 AM CST
Come on....how much risk is it to marry a future King? I mean will they struggle to pay the bills? I wonder if they'll be able to vacation and live in a nice area? Give me a break!!!
RidersOnTheStorm
Nov 17, 2010 3:57 AM CST
Take that scribe to the Tower, off with her head and have her guts for garters.
 

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