For the Ultimate Lazy Man, an Adult Onesie

In a news story that sounds more Wayne's World than our world, two Wisconsin men have developed and are selling the "adult onesie." The fleece, footless onesie, developed in Dave Hibler's parents' basement (along with the genius aid of friend Tyler Galganski), is said to be an evolutionary leapfrog of the Snuggie, the one-piece blanket that you wear.

Their "Forever Lazy" onesie features such technological advances as large pockets and other storage spaces that allow the laziest of couch potatoes to bring everything they need—beer, chips, whatever—to the couch in a single efficient trip. Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas are reported to be customers. Tyler and Dave say they've sold more than 10,000 so far, perhaps proving how America earned its place among the world's fattest countries; click here for that story. Read the full article. (More Snuggie stories.)