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Ignore Potter, and Be Doomed to Irrelevance?

Writer ponders the cultural cost of defying blockbusters

By Jonas Oransky,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 3, 2007 11:09 AM CDT

(Newser) – Lord Voldemort is the Darth Vader of the 21st century—if you don’t know what that means, you could be at a massive cultural disadvantage in a decade or two. Esquire's Chuck Klosterman claims he hasn’t read a page of the Harry Potter series—hearing Harry didn’t die at series’ end, he “wasn’t even aware he was sick”—and he doesn't want to. But he worries out loud that he'll be punished for opting out when readers grow up.

Since creative types tend to “traffic in their own nostalgia,” Klosterman pictures his future self not knowing when to laugh, oblivious to the “lingua franca of the 2025 hipster.” So is he obligated to bone up on Quidditch? For now, Klosterman is inclined to hold to his outlier position, figuring eventually he’ll age out of culture anyway—so there’s no use fighting it.

Actor Daniel Radcliffe poses in Beverly Hills, Calif., Thursday, Sept. 6, 2007. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)
Actor Daniel Radcliffe poses in Beverly Hills, Calif., Thursday, Sept. 6, 2007. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)   (Associated Press)
Harry Potter might be a billion dollar international phenomenon, but some pockets of cultural unawareness remain untapped.
Harry Potter might be a billion dollar international phenomenon, but some pockets of cultural unawareness remain untapped.   (© Warner Bros. Pictures)
Author J.K. Rowling signs copies of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for 1,600 public school children Monday, Oct. 15, 2007, at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles. Rowling is on tour to promote the seventh and final Harry Potter book. (AP Photo/Ric Francis)
Author J.K. Rowling signs copies of "'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" for 1,600 public school children Monday, Oct. 15, 2007, at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles. Rowling is on tour to promote the...   (Associated Press)
Columnist Chuck Klosterman wants you to know that he doesn't know anything about Harry Potter.
Columnist Chuck Klosterman wants you to know that he doesn't know anything about Harry Potter.   (Public Domain)
Large gaps in pop-culture knowledge can be dangerous to your social life, as references become more and more entwined with mainstream culture. (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
Large gaps in pop-culture knowledge can be dangerous to your social life, as references become more and more entwined with mainstream culture. (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)   (Associated Press)
Harry Potter fans begin to read the latest German edition of J.K. Rowling's seventh fantasy book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows after a book presentation on Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007, in Berlin, Germany. The German copy of the seventh volume of the Harry Potter series went on sale...
Harry Potter fans begin to read the latest German edition of J.K. Rowling's seventh fantasy book "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" after a book presentation on Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007, in Berlin,...   (Associated Press)
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