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Drug-Seeking Burglars Snort Man, Dog Ashes

Teen sniffers were hoping for cocaine, heroin, say cops

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 20, 2011 2:01 AM CST

(Newser) – Oops. Burglars were so desperate for drugs when they broke into a Florida home that they snorted a powder found in a ceramic urn. But they didn't get even a hint of a buzz because they had inhaled some of the cremated remains of the former man of the house and two dogs, Reuters reports. "The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin," cops said of the 5 teens busted in the case. When they realized their grave mistake, they chucked the urn in a lake because they feared fingerprints would link them to the burglary, investigators said.

Be careful what you snort.
Be careful what you snort.   (?me'nthedogs)
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Dabobsta
Jan 20, 2011 3:00 AM CST
I'm no drug expert, but aren't ashes normally a grayish color? If so, Coke and Heroin are white, how the fuck do you mistake them? Retarded ass kids.
finkster
Jan 20, 2011 2:08 AM CST
The 5 teens were busted after neighbors complained about dogs barking in their house all night.

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