Millions Head Over Heels for 'Crotch Wash' Toilet

Enough navel-gazing; looking lower will yield clues into your inner workings

(NEWSER) - Poop isn't just joke fodder, Leslie Crawford writes in Salon, it can also be a vital way to assess your health and well-being, and Americans are being prompted to scrutinize (and rhapsodize over) what they produce in a variety of media. From Oprah to the popular book What's Your Poo Telling You?, the virtues of a good bowel movement might never have been more widely extolled. More»

New one-ply TP is a step to a paperless bathroom

(NEWSER) - A German physicist is engineering toilet paper that he says is more efficient and softer than the familiar white roll. TP visionary Siegfried Hustedt claims a single ply of his new paper—which can "hold its shape longer under pressure"—will be sturdy enough to do the job, not to mention healthier and more ecofriendly. More»

It has great conveniences, but maybe too many gizmos: New York Times review

(NEWSER) - The New York Times enters the world of toilet reviews today, but this is no ordinary toilet. It's the ultra-luxury Numi from Kohler that costs $6,400 and brings hygienic extravagance to a new level. Shaped like a white rhombus, the Numi is controlled with a touch-screen remote that allows the user to flip on the radio or MP3s, heat the seat, perform an eco-flush, and thoroughly wash oneself with an adjustable water nozzle located inside the bowl. Writer Sam Grobart tested one for a month in his home, and while enamored with its extravagant amenities, he did find a few technological pitfalls such as the Numi's rather slow automatic seat-lifting and lowering and an annoying jingle it played every time it turned on (until he dismantled it). More»

Want to visit a nice public restroom? Try Japan

(NEWSER) - Toilet habits are a taboo subject for most of us, but not for Harvey Molotch. Salon spoke to the sociology professor, who co-edited Toilet: Public Restrooms and the Politics of Sharing, about the bathroom fixture. Highlights:

• We should be using water, not toilet paper, to clean up: It's more eco-friendly, and also offers "more complete cleansing," Molotch says.
• Public restrooms should be unisex: Segregated bathrooms are inefficient, make no sense for LGBT people, and are not as secure as unisex bathrooms would be, he argues.

Poo Log for iPhone serves as interpreter of your bowels

(NEWSER) - At last, a hi-tech way to keep track of No. 2: the Poo Log iPhone app. Recording such critical factors as delivery ("smooth like butter, baby"), size/shape (pebble or liquid), and number of particles, the app is based on best-selling What's Your Poo Telling You? In addition to digesting the data you input and offering medical advice and graphs, the Poo Log offers a quiz on digestive facts, and friendly encouragement ("We now dub you King of the Porcelain Throne"). With apps like these, that pile of bathroom magazines looks positively 20th-century. More»