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Gadhafi: I'm Like the Queen of England

He blames the protests on bin Laden, hallucinogens

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 24, 2011 11:47 AM CST

(Newser) – Moammar Gadhafi was supposed to appear on state TV today, but instead simply spoke to the station by phone, announcing that he was like “the queen of England,” with only “moral authority” in Libya. He doesn’t make laws, he said; Libya’s people hold the power. He blamed al-Qaeda for the unrest, saying Osama bin Laden is “the enemy who is manipulating people,” AOL News reports.

All the protesters, he said, are under 20 years old and are experiencing the effects of hallucinogens, administered to them “in their coffee with milk, like Nescafe." The people have a choice, he said, between himself and bin Laden. “Please do not disappoint me,” he said, or “each will take justice into his own hands to rid us of this darkness." Meanwhile, Gadhafi’s son today said reports that hundreds have been killed are “jokes," reports the Washington Post.

Gadhafi says he's like the Queen of England. In this Tuesday May 29, 2007 file photo, he meets Britain's former Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Gadhafi says he's like the Queen of England. In this Tuesday May 29, 2007 file photo, he meets Britain's former Prime Minister Tony Blair.   (AP Photo/Leon Neal/Pool, File)
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi talks during the second day of a conference in Sebha, 700 km south of Tripoli, Libya, late Tuesday, Oct. 6, 2009.
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi talks during the second day of a conference in Sebha, 700 km south of Tripoli, Libya, late Tuesday, Oct. 6, 2009.   (AP Photo/ Abdel Magid Al Fergany)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 23 comments
tangeri
Feb 25, 2011 8:52 AM CST
It's kinda like if Tracy Morgan were playing him in a movie.
Kookey90
Feb 24, 2011 10:35 PM CST
Those silly ass comments that Gadhafi is making are the effects of his brain fried by that bad addiction he has to hash. Maybe a little bit of sun in the Riviera, a blood transfusion and a solid kick in the butt out of Libya might do him some good - primarily the kick in the butt out of Libya.
sclemens
Feb 24, 2011 10:31 PM CST
Of course you are - and Mohammad is the typical short-eyes pedophile. May he roast in hell. :)

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