Charlie Sheen's Motto: 'Enjoy Every Loaded Moment'

Plus: Why Hef is an 'amateur,' and more
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 1, 2011 10:45 AM CST

(Newser) – Another day, another absolute glut of Charlie Sheen stories. The latest:

  • In a just-published interview given to GQ last month—before he went on a rant against his boss, but after he trashed his hotel room—Sheen explains his philosophy on life (and, apparently, partying): "You enjoy every moment. ... Enjoy every sober moment. Enjoy every loaded moment. Just enjoy every moment. It's not a rehearsal, you know?"
  • GQ also talked to those who know Sheen; porn star Kacey Jordan talks about the night they smoked $20,000 worth of cocaine. "That night I knew: This is the most self-destructive person I have ever met," she says.

  • Longtime friend Sean Penn has a more optimistic view of Sheen: He tells GQ, "I think to a large degree he's saying, 'Guys, we're only going to be here once, so lighten the f*** up.'" But another good friend says, "The people closest to him wish we had a solution. Charlie apparently is in his own downward spiral."
  • One person is apparently tired of all this: Sheen's publicist, who once blamed a Sheen hospitalization on an "allergic reaction," has resigned, E! reports.
  • More of Sheen's recent interviews were on TV today. On Good Morning America he talked about the two girlfriends he lives with, calling it "a polygamy story" and saying Hugh Hefner is "an amateur"—presumably when it comes to dating multiple women at once. On Today, he said he loves his live-in "goddesses" because "these women don't judge me." Videos in the gallery.
Believe it or not, that's still not all. Click for: The person who might replace Sheen on Two and a Half Men, boss Chuck Lorre's "uncensored thoughts" in response to the situation, and how Sheen offended armless people.

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