Cranky Alan Simpson Disses Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg
And the enema man, because kids these days...
By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 8, 2011 6:49 AM CST
Alan Simpson speaks during a national debt forum Wednesday, Dec. 8, 2010, in Cheyenne, Wyo.   (AP Photo/The Wyoming Tribune Eagle, Michael Smith)
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(Newser) – Alan Simpson, known far and wide for his hysterical and/or inappropriate penchant for speaking bluntly, is still very cranky about the federal deficit, and appeared on Fox News yesterday to do what cranky old people do: Yell at the kids. And the old people, reports Politico. “This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that—I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

Simpson continued undeterred: “The sinful nature of the discourse is ‘cutting’ Social Security. We’re not cutting Social Security—we’re trying to make the stuff solvent for 75 years! And young people say, ‘Well, I know there won’t be anything there for me; I’m not worried about it.’ Well, I tell ya, when you waddle up to the window at 65 and you put 6.2% of all your jack in that thing, you’re gonna want something back!”