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Natalie Portman steals top spot from Johnny Depp this year

(NEWSER) - When you want to ogle an actor, the Internet Movie Database is a reasonable destination. So which 10 celebs racked up the most IMDb profile page views in 2011? The top spot now belongs to Natalie Portman , who snagged the crown from Johnny Depp (now No. 3, he's been No. 1 for six out of the last seven years). IMDb's managing editor certainly isn't shocked at the new queen bee: Natalie "won a Best Actress Oscar for Black Swan, was in the news welcoming a son into the world in June, and appeared in three films." Mashable reports on the rest of the top 10:

2. Mila Kunis : another Black Swan star

Plus, four more memorable celebrity bar fights

(NEWSER) - Shia LaBeouf had quite a night last week in Vancouver, first allegedly getting himself kicked out of a nightclub before getting into a brawl with a guy outside. TMZ —which has video, of course—reports that LaBeouf and the other man involved first got into an argument inside, then continued it after getting the boot. Oddly, the guy took off his shirt before going to town on LaBeouf’s face and head and knocking him to the ground. More»

Plus, why he doesn't do hookers

(NEWSER) - Kid Rock has learned a lot over the course of his rock career. Perhaps most importantly, if you're going to beat someone up, at least do it in a Waffle House, as he did . "Could have been worse," he points out. "What if we were in a f***ing Ruth's Chris? That would have hurt my image." More from his "What I've Learned" column in Esquire :

• His stage name: "It's the worst name in the world. The only person that had a dumber name than me was the Fresh Prince. Hey, it sounded like a cool rap name when I was 16. But it stuck, and now it's me. I'll be an 80-year-old man—'call me the Kid.'"

Rapper had to fly home from Cayman Islands

(NEWSER) - Foxy Brown does not have a good track record when it comes to beauty salons. The rapper was kicked off a Royal Caribbean cruise over a nail-related meltdown, TMZ reports. Brown, who had performed the day before the incident, showed up three hours late to a manicure appointment on the ship last Monday and then freaked out when the salon couldn't accommodate her. She was removed by security and remained in her room, under supervision, for two days. As soon as the ship docked in the Cayman Islands, authorities gave her the boot and she was forced to fly home. Brown has been involved in at least two other altercations involving beauty supplies; click for one . More»

Caroline Giuliani is the latest to get it

(NEWSER) - Caroline Giuliani is the latest in a long line of celebrities and semi-celebrities to be sentenced to community service (in Giuliani’s case, a whopping one day for shoplifting ). But does community service do any good? Yes, writes Constance Casey on Slate , explaining that community service is a popular sentence for those “unlikely to commit another crime.” It helps local nonprofits or government facilities by guaranteeing workers who “are very likely to turn up on time and put in the hours.” More»