The economy may have added 200,000 jobs last quarter, but unfortunately, "150,000 of them were filled by James Franco," complained Stephen Colbert last night. And not only does Franco have many, many jobs—he's also "worked his way around more college campuses than chlamydia." But why should Franco get the "Renaissance Man" title when Colbert himself is "a pundit, an author, a singer, Olympic athlete, war-ender, art world phenom, sailor, Korean pop star, rapper, ice cream magnate, Congressional witness, feminist boy toy, march leader, chef, Emmy winner, Grammy winner, Peabody winner, and free Pepsi winner?"
There's only one thing to be done: Colbert has to take Franco down. But how? Enter Frank Jameso, Franco's twin brother, with some advice: To really make Franco mad, "ask him about the Oscars." Watch the entire hilarious segment in the gallery.