Milwaukee Hosts Air Sex Contest
World championships are on Thursday
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted May 1, 2011 5:06 PM CDT
No, this guy did not just win an air sex championship.   (Shutterstock)

(Newser) – Bored? Consider a trip to Milwaukee, which is playing host to the Air Sex World Championships Thursday. Not sure what “air sex” is? Think air guitar, but with sex moves substituted for guitar mimicry. "These are gladiators, warriors … all making pretend love to imaginary partners," says the host of the competition. "Hopefully some people will show up in costumes with choreographed routines."

Yes, he said costumes: Sorry, aspiring nudists, but you must compete fully clothed. “I went to YouTube and watched some videos, and I thought it was hilarious,” says the co-owner of the brewery hosting the championships. Want to know how to win? The host explains the strategy to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: "It's a combination of having a wonderful costume, picking out the right music, and total, 100% commitment to what you are doing. If you are making love to a pile of dirt, then sprinkle the dirt around … kiss it. The same goes for a dolphin or an older woman or a young man.”
 

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