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Blackwater Hires John Ashcroft as Ethics Head

Move shows they're still hungry for government contracts

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted May 4, 2011 12:58 PM CDT

(Newser) – Xe Services, the artist formerly known as Blackwater, has hired none other than John Ashcroft to be its guiding light on ethics. Ashcroft has been named an “independent director” in charge of Xe’s new subcommittee on governance. His job? To “promote the highest degrees of ethics and professionalism.” In other words, Wired quips, “no more shooting civilians … no more impersonations of cartoon characters to acquire weaponry, and no more ‘roids and coke on the job.” We might add: No more charging taxpayers for hookers.

The signing indicates that Xe’s new owners are serious about getting government contracts again. Thought Ashcroft has been a controversial figure, he’s well known to the federal officials Xe will be trying to win over, and should inspire some confidence. “This is a company with a strong history of service to its country,” Ashcroft said in a statement, “and a reputation of best-in-class offerings to its public and private customers.”

In this Feb. 19, 2010 file photo, former Attorney General John Ashcroft addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington.
In this Feb. 19, 2010 file photo, former Attorney General John Ashcroft addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington.   (AP Photo/Cliff Owen, File)
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yoeydude
May 4, 2011 11:37 PM CDT
Remember this guy lost an election to a dead man ,... he was on his sunset ride ,.. and then GWB plucked him out of obscurity , and made him the bland face of ignorance turned evil ,... with ahhww shucks ana gee whiz , he incarcerated and reclassified us as potential enemy combatants , he wire tapped us , he lied to us and scared the bejeezus out of us with fake terror levels , he tortured in our name ....he felt it important to drape statues ,........ he got some religion on his hospital bed and denied errand boy gonzales but ,.., remember ? ...... but all in all this is one sorry scrap of humanity
cascadoux
May 4, 2011 10:42 PM CDT
"its guiding light of ethics." Hmm? Did you hear the one about the blind leading the blind?.
Count-Spatula
May 4, 2011 9:17 PM CDT
Since the Right is perpetually ignorant, neither John Ashcroft or Erik Prince has ever looked up the word 'ethics'. They think if meants 'vigilante' Makes more sense now?
 

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