Florida Cracks Down on Bestiality, Saggy Pants
Bills go to governor's desk
By John Johnson,  Newser Staff
Posted May 6, 2011 2:25 PM CDT
Saggy pants, a public menace.   (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)
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(Newser) – Two bills of note have been sent by Florida lawmakers to the desk of Governor Rick Scott: One makes kids who wear droopy pants at school subject to suspension, and the other makes bestiality a misdemeanor. The latter is the work of a state legislator upset about publicized cases of abuse involving a goat and a horse. As NBCMiami's Brian Hamacher puts it: "Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon." Mediaite calls that the "best. lede. ever."