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9 Ways Plot of Arnold's Nixed Movie Mirrors His Scandal

'Cry Macho': A burly ex-star, an affair, a teen love child...

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted May 27, 2011 9:10 AM CDT

(Newser) – Before the world learned he’d fathered a child with his mistress, Arnold Schwarzenegger was due to star in his first post-governor film: Cry Macho, a story that bears nine weird similarities to the Governator’s own recent tale, learns the Daily Beast after taking a look at the 1975 novel on which the film is based. First, Arnold’s character, cowboy Mike Milo, is a buff former star. Both character and man have defined their work in terms of sex, with Arnold comparing bodybuilding to intercourse and Milo using phallocentric cowboy-speak.

Both Milo’s ex-wife and Maria Shriver are onetime journalists. Milo engages in “petty adulteries” and finally a full-blown affair. But the central plot revolves around his quest, at his ex-boss’s request, to kidnap the son the boss fathered with a Mexican woman—a boy who’s now 11, around the same age as Schwarzenegger’s illegitimate son. When Milo finds the boy, he himself becomes involved with the mother. The boy later asks the former star: “Why can’t you be my father?” Click through for more odd similarities.

Schwarzenegger speaks at the Israel 63rd Independence Day Celebration hosted by the Consulate General of Israel in Los Angeles, Tuesday, May 10, 2011.
Schwarzenegger speaks at the Israel 63rd Independence Day Celebration hosted by the Consulate General of Israel in Los Angeles, Tuesday, May 10, 2011.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
This undated file photo originally supplied by Warner Bros. Pictures shows Arnold Schwarzenegger in his role as the Terminator in his most recent sequel Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
This undated file photo originally supplied by Warner Bros. Pictures shows Arnold Schwarzenegger in his role as the Terminator in his most recent sequel "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines."   (AP Photo/Warner Bros. Pictures, Robert Zuckerman, File)
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lrgdog
May 31, 2011 1:00 PM CDT
not surprising, it takes years to get that extra testostrone out of your boddy and Arnie like clinton thought he could pump it out...HEY One 4 year tem
stevsie
May 27, 2011 10:16 AM CDT
what a tool.
wyle
May 27, 2011 9:41 AM CDT
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

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