Jolie: Education Is So Lame We Home-School

Seventh map coordinates appear under other kids' birthplace tattoos

(NEWSER) - After sharp-eyed reporters spotted a seventh tattoo on Jolie's upper left arm, reports erupted that kid No. 7 was being added to her brood. After all, the other six tattoos mark the latitude and longitude of the birthplace of each of her six children. People reported that the new seventh tattoo, difficult to read from a distance, appeared to identify a location in northern Africa, where Jolie is visiting now as a UN special envoy. Except, err, not even close. Perez Hilton reports, by way of a source, that the ink represents Brad Pitt's birthplace: Oklahoma. More»

Tabloid reports papers signed, fortunes and custody split

(NEWSER) - Brad Pitt was a no-show at last night's SAG Awards after he and Angelina Jolie ditched the Golden Globes last week, and rumor mills ranging from British tabs to Hollywood rags are full of breathless reports that Brangelina is no more. The A-listers sought out a Beverly Hills divorce firm (despite not being married, but pish-posh) last month, reports the News of the World , and this month signed paperwork splitting their millions and custody of their brood—though the six little Jolie-Pitts will apparently reside largely with Jolie. More»

(NEWSER) - Hollywood's golden clan touched down in Japan today for a family holiday, mixed with a little business. Brad, carrying 6-month-old Knox, is in Asia to promote his Oscar-nominated film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Click the image icon to view a slideshow of Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and the twins, Knox and Vivienne. More»

...kids keep asking, so 'it's something we've got to look at'

(NEWSER) - Brad Pitt says he and long-time lover Angelina Jolie might consider marriage now—not because they're passionate about tying the knot, but because their kids are discussing it. The Hollywood powerhouse duo have said they won't marry until gays are allowed to wed. But now “the kids ask about marriage,” he tells USA Weekend . “It's meaning more and more to them. So it's something we've got to look at.” One thing they won't let the kids do is interfere with their sex life. “There are no secrets at our house,” Pitt explains. “We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.' They go, ‘Eww, gross!' But we demand it.” Click for more on what the Jolie-Pitt household is like . More»

Unruly kids annoy guests while parents attend BAFTA ceremony

(NEWSER) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's bad night at the BAFTA awards got worse when the trophy-less pair got back to their London hotel to find four of their kids running riot, the Sun reports. Guests at the Dorchester hotel complained about the noise as the nanny struggled to keep the unruly brood under control. "They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour," griped one guest. More»