Porta-Perv 'Blessed by Goddesses'
Portapotty peeping Tom says he finds 'gold' in 'muck'
By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser User
Posted Jun 27, 2011 3:40 AM CDT
Luke Chrisco, 30, was nabbed curled up in a Porta Potty at a Colorado yoga festival.   (AP Photo/Eagle County Sheriff's Office)

(Newser) – The yoga fan caught curled up in the tank of a Portapotty to peep on women attending a Colorado festival has admitted his crime, saying he was "blessed" to be able to spot so many "goddesses." Luke Chrisco, 30, admits he was "at the yoga festival, doing a little bit of yoga, and I’m just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I felt like I was being blessed by their energy." Chrisco emphasized that he's a voyeur, not a rapist, and said the human waste in his smelly hideout didn't bother him. "There's bacteria in there, but to me, it's just normal—we all have bodily fluids,” he told Fox31 in Denver. "Where there is muck, there is gold."

 

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