Crystal Harris: Sorry, Hef

It goes on the auction block next month

(NEWSER) - Apparently Crystal Harris didn’t return her engagement ring to Hugh Hefner when she called off their engagement . But that’s good news for you, if you have between $20,000 and $30,000, because now it’s for sale at Christie’s auction house. Sources tell TMZ Harris simply “couldn't bear to look at the ring anymore because it brought back bad memories.” It will go up for auction next month. More»

Allegedly...

(NEWSER) - Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills , but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

• Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
• Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
• Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

Crystal Harris bashes sex with Hugh Hefner; Hef fights back

(NEWSER) - Since ditching Hugh Hefner at the altar a couple of weeks ago, Playboy playmate Crystal Harris has only added to her frank critique of Hefner's lovemaking shortcomings, telling Howard Stern that sex with Hef was over in "like two seconds," reports People . "Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry." Harris also said that Hefner never takes off all of his clothes ("I've never seen Hef naked") and that they had sex only once. But Hef isn't taking any of this lying down. More»

Shera Bechard takes No. 2 spot behind Anna Sophia Berglund

(NEWSER) - Is Hugh Hefner trying to prove something? It didn't take him long to move on to Anna Sophia Berglund after Crystal Harris dumped him pre-altar, and now he's added a second girlfriend into the mix, People reports. Shera Bechard, a 27-year-old Canada native who's starred in at least one movie, "is both our November 2011 Playmate & my new girlfriend," Hef tweeted yesterday. Click for Bechard's response and another picture . More»

So that won't be depressing or anything

(NEWSER) - Coming soon: More than you ever wanted to know about Hugh Hefner's almost-wedding. At least, that's what Hef says. "The marriage special planned for Lifetime TV is now going to have a 'runaway bride' theme and will air in July," he tweeted last night. "Holly and Kendra were here today lending their emotional support as we shot [the special]." No confirmation yet from Lifetime, but the original special was slated for July 13. Click for more from PopEater , which notes that Hef might just be "the most polite man on Twitter." More»