Follow Newser on Twitter   Friend Newser on Facebook
Snappy newsletters. Simple Facebook sharing. Spirited comments. Sweet features are waiting… GET THEM NOW!

Sperm Bank Turns Away Carrot Tops

'Too many redheads in relation to demand': bank director

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 17, 2011 1:34 PM CDT

(Newser) – Redheaded men seeking a quick $500 best not turn to the Cryos sperm bank: It's full-up with carrot top donors and is turning them away. "There are too many redheads in relation to demand," director Ole Schou tells the Telegraph. Only women who have an infertile redhead boyfriend or who prefer redheads want the stuff, and "that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case," Schou says. Ireland is the one exception; redhead sperm sells “like hot cakes" there.

Donors with brown eyes and brown hair are highly prized because of the bank's many customers in Greece, Italy, and Spain. One hard-to-come-by sperm variety is Indian, because India forbids the exportation of eggs or sperm—which leaves international Indian customers in the lurch.

Redheaded men who want to donate to the Cryos international sperm bank are out of luck.
Redheaded men who want to donate to the Cryos international sperm bank are out of luck.   (Shutterstock)
« Prev« Prev | Next »Next » Slideshow
My TakeCLICK BELOW TO VOTE
60%
16%
9%
3%
3%
9%
To report an error on this story, notify our editors.
A snapshot of the day's best news stories.
 
COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 18 comments
flameforjustice
Sep 18, 2011 10:49 PM CDT
Ginger is as beautiful as any other natural hair color.
Shannonals
Sep 18, 2011 11:09 AM CDT
I heard that gingers have no soul!
JohnQT
Sep 18, 2011 6:12 AM CDT
"Stop the hate no more anti-ginger politics!" proceed to throw baby carrots at them in the hope they will change their minds..it works for the gays /sarcasm off 

More Newser Stories

The Perils of Free Sperm Donation

Scientists Turn Stem Cells Into Working Sperm

Sperm Donor With Deadly Defect Fathers 24 Kids

Sperm Grown in Lab for First Time

Semen Allergy Tied to Post-Orgasm 'Flu'


NEWS FROM OUR PARTNERS
Other Sites We Like:   24/7 Wall St.   |   BuzzFeed   |   Cracked   |   Timelines   |   Geek Sugar   |   Business Insider   |   HuffPost Entertainment