World's Strangest Doritos Flavors

From seafood to sweets, some tastes just don't go with Doritos
By Mark Russell,  Newser Staff
Posted Oct 1, 2011 10:40 AM CDT
Doritos chips are shown on display at a grocery store in Palo Alto, Calif., Wednesday, Oct. 6, 2010.   (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)
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(Newser) – The founder of Doritos chips may have passed away last week, but his crunchy legacy will live on in a myriad of flavors all over the world. And while many Doritos are indulgently tasty, others are just plain scary, says the Frisky:

  • Pizza-LA Winter Crab: "These sound classy, but I still think they would make you hug the porcelain throne."
  • Fish Taco: "Fish tacos are among my favorite foods. They don't deserve this."

  • Corn Soup: "Doritos are made of corn, so Corn Soup flavored Doritos must taste like Doritos covered in Dorito-flavored baby food."
  • Caramel: "It was a dark day in history when Doritos decided to tackle dessert."
  • Croque Monsieur Pizza: "Too effing complicated ... If I want a taste of Italy and France at the same time, I will have a threesome with Gaspard Ulliel and Milo Ventimiglia."
For the full list, check out the Frisky. Or click here to see a list of 102 Doritos flavors from all over the world.

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