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Hate Halloween? Celebrate 'Jesus Ween'

And no, it's not a holiday about 'Jesus's ween'

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 9, 2011 3:15 PM CDT

(Newser) – Seth Abramovitch was delighted when he ran across JesusWeen.com, a site encouraging folks to participate in "Jesus Ween," a Christian alternative to Halloween, on Oct. 31. "Jesus Ween is not, in fact, a celebration of Jesus's ween," Abramovitch notes on Gawker; even so, the whole thing "seemed just a little too good to be true." Fortunately, he was able to get the founder, Pastor Paul Ade, on the phone.

Ade assures Abramovitch that Jesus Ween is in fact real, and he's hoping it will go global. The movement's Facebook page also refers to Jesus Ween as "World Evangelism Day" and predicts that it will be "one of the most effective Christian outreach day [sic] ever." Instead of Halloween costumes, Jesus Ween revelers are expected to wear white tops "to symbolize Righteousness." As for what's wrong with Halloween itself, Ade tells Gawker it's "not consistent with the Christian faith."

Celebrate Jesus Ween this Oct. 31.
Celebrate "Jesus Ween" this Oct. 31.   (Shutterstock)
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YetAnotherCollegeKid
Dec 21, 2011 3:18 PM CST
Here's a link to all American holidays:  http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/. Overall, it's a pretty solid mix of Big Three religious holidays and US history holidays. Just ignore this kind of fringe craziness and it will go away.
HarryBeaver
Oct 12, 2011 8:05 PM CDT
I celebrated Jesus Ween last year.  Everyone gave me M&M's.  They all fell through the holes in my hands before I could eat any.
midget_farmers
Oct 11, 2011 2:28 PM CDT
jesus ween not to be confused with Ween one is crazy the other is crazy good..... smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools!
 

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