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LiLo Gets 30 Days in Slammer

...Except sheriffs say she'll actually only serve 6

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 2, 2011 1:23 PM CDT

(Newser) – Lindsay Lohan is officially going to jail—but not for very long. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress/aspiring Playboy model to 30 days behind bars today, after she admitted to violating her probation by skipping therapy sessions at the Downtown Women’s Center. But the county sheriff’s department tells TMZ that Lohan will probably only serve 20% of that sentence—or six days.

Sautner also laid out a strict schedule for the remainder of Lohan’s probation, saying she must complete all of her remaining community service time at the county morgue, and that if she doesn’t complete it and her therapy by March 29 she’ll get another 270 days in jail. She also advised Lohan to quit tweeting about her morgue shifts. Still, Lohan seemed to think she’d gotten off easy—as she left court she was heard muttering, “Thank God."

Lindsay Lohan arrives for her probation violation hearing at the Airport Courthouse on November 2, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Lindsay Lohan arrives for her probation violation hearing at the Airport Courthouse on November 2, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.   (Getty Images)
Lindsay Lohan arrives for her probation violation hearing at the Airport Courthouse on November 2, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Lindsay Lohan arrives for her probation violation hearing at the Airport Courthouse on November 2, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.   (Getty Images)
Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives for a probation hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011.
Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives for a probation hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011.   (AP Photo/Reed Saxon)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 19 comments
CorbyCat
Nov 3, 2011 5:01 AM CDT
Will someone please put her in front of a judge who will punish her 20% of the fullest extent of the law?
Barack_Must_Go
Nov 2, 2011 8:16 PM CDT
Sentence her to 60 days at my house, I'll staighten her right out.  All she needs is for someoe to ACTUALLY care about her, as a human being that'll be dead in 6 months, not a spoiled little brat / ex movie star.
kokuaguy
Nov 2, 2011 6:12 PM CDT
Aloha to Newser's CHANNELS VIEW. It will be missed. 
 

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