Smokers May Lose Their Nipples

Dimpleplasty, eyebrow transplants, and other wacky stuff

(NEWSER) - Think Heidi Montag, with her laundry list of plastic surgery procedures, is a wackadoo? Her boob job and brow lift may seem downright pedestrian compared to these 12 totally crazy kinds of plastic surgery, compiled by the Daily Beast :

1. Dimpleplasty: It sounds just like what it is: a procedure that gives you Jennifer Garner-like dimples. But buyer beware: One plastic surgeon likened the process to getting a permanent scar—that can sag with age.

Casting call for sequel includes ban on implants

(NEWSER) - Casting is under way for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and the requirements are strange indeed: "Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants." In Los Angeles! No cheating, either—besides being required to know how to swim and dive, candidates will have to run during the bluntly named "show and tell day," reports the Sunday Times of London. More»

Breast implants are too annoying, she says

(NEWSER) - Sharon Osbourne discusses her children, her marriage, and her new novel with new! magazine, but most importantly, she discusses her boobs. “I wish I’d never had my breasts done the last time,” she says of her cosmetic surgery. “They’ve put these bloody great bags in that are too f-ing round—it’s like a waterbed on your chest. I hate my tits.” More»

Plastic surgery's fastest growing area is breast reduction for men

(NEWSER) - Male breast reduction surgery is the hottest operation in plastic surgery right now, with demand for “man boob” jobs growing faster than that for any other procedure for two years running in the UK. Last year 581 men went under the knife, according to the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, up from 323 in 2008. More»

...Chin implants, but liposuction is tops overall

(NEWSER) - Americans are getting fed up with their chins, the BBC reports. They had 20,680 chin implants last year—up 71% from 2010—making the procedure the nation's fastest-growing cosmetic operation. But it still trails in popularity behind liposuction (325,332 last year), breast augmentation (316,848), abdominoplasty (149,410), eyelid surgery (147,540), and breast lift (127,054). More»