Dopey Dad Dropped Joint in Tot's Lunchbox: Police

How dopey was dad? So dopey he accidentally dropped his joint into his toddler son's lunchbox as he was packing it up, Connecticut police report. The marijuana was discovered by aghast preschool teachers, who promptly called the cops, authorities said. The toddler's parents agreed to a search of their home, and police found less than an ounce of marijuana and smoking paraphernalia in the basement, reports the Daily Mail. Dad John Sulzbach, 33, was charged with possession of a controlled substance and impairing the morals of a child. He was released from custody, but has a court date just before Christmas. (More joint stories.)