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Man Fakes Mother's Obit to Take Time Off: Cops

She reads her own obituary in Pennsylvania newspaper

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 12, 2011 3:04 PM CST

(Newser) – Imagine a mother's surprise when she read her obituary in the local news—and learned her own son had written it. But police in northern Pennsylvania say 45-year-old Scott Bennett ran his mother's obituary in the newspaper so he could take bereavement time off from work. Brookville police have charged the creative scribbler with disorderly conduct. No word yet on his mother's reaction, but we know she visited The Derrick newspaper to prove she was still above ground. (The paper's article, hidden behind a paywall: "The Undead Herself Walked In.")

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fractal
Dec 13, 2011 1:04 AM CST
At least he was committed enough to make his fictitious excuse look real.  Reminds me RENO 911 when one of the officers pretended to convert to Islam in order to take off the month of Ramadan and go to Vegas.
finkster
Dec 12, 2011 4:52 PM CST
Creative scribbler yes.....disorderly conduct?.......
rjm
Dec 12, 2011 4:17 PM CST
derp, derp, derp...  

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