Love New York? Hate it? Either way, this viral video will resonate: Inspired by Shit Girls Say and its many YouTube imitators, a sibling duo reels off trademark New York yuppie phrases. Among the highlights: Eliot Glazer asks himself over and over where the train is; he informs a cab driver of a "law" that taxis must go to Brooklyn; he and his sister offer informed opinions of local restaurants and complain about tourists. They're excited when a local news anchor walks by—but very proud not to own a TV, the Daily News notes. Click here or here for more videos inspired by Shit Girls Say.