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Let Bill Clinton Run Against Gingrich

The Comeback Kid would trump Newt in debates: David Maraniss

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 23, 2012 4:33 PM CST

(Newser) – If the GOP can revive Newt Gingrich from his political grave, Democrats are allowed to play retro too—and bring back Bill Clinton, David Maraniss writes in the Washington Post. True, "the law prohibits the Comeback Kid from coming back to serve a third term, and Obama might not go for it, but only old-school twits would let any of that get in the way," chuckles Maraniss. Plus it's a perfect matchup: Bill and Newt's foibles would brilliantly balance each other out, banishing "pious baloney about sex" from our national debate.

Clinton could also satisfy Gingrich's desire for 3-hour Lincoln-Douglas-style debates, because Bill, "who was born talking and never stopped, can match him word for word, hour after hour, until the last dog flaps its ears down. It would be a blabfest for the ages." Most delicious advantage for Clinton: In Gingrich's own words, "I melt when I'm around him." Writes Maraniss: "Clinton ate Gingrich alive back then. There is no reason to believe he has lost that magic spell."

Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich: perfect presidential opponents?
Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich: perfect presidential opponents?   (Getty Images)
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JoeUSA
Jan 24, 2012 2:24 AM CST
Jesus....reading some of the total shite from posters as to Clinton shows me how absolutely stupid and gullible people are. Obama: brilliant mind. LOL What a tosser! Uber cool. Yeah....that'll work. Clinton was at best a mediocre president. Anyone acknowledging him without acknowledging Gingrich a the same time is a simpleton fool. One could not be without the other. But, to Dimocrats, it was all Clinton. Hilarious. Let me break it down using a football analogy: Clinton had all day to pass (because of his offensive line blocking for him) and hit his targets - and you give 100% credit to....Clinton - without acknowledging the offensive line for doing their part. Asinine. Repealing the 22nd.......Clinton is too busy laughing at you minions, and banging tail to be president again. He'd be slaughtered in a REAL race without Perot. At least he's smart enough to know that.  
fractal
Jan 24, 2012 1:17 AM CST
Obama has a brilliant mind, and he is uber-cool.   He will have Newt looking coo-coo if they debate together.
Scaramouche
Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM CST
Be a good debate, I'll give him that.

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