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Stewart: Newt Wants to Divorce Earth, Head to Moon

Gingrich's lunar base easy fodder for the 'Daily Show'

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM CST

(Newser) – Sometimes politicians make it too easy for Jon Stewart. Take Newt Gingrich. In response to accusations that he was too "grandiose" (Stewart: "Can't a guy doodle his head on Mount Rushmore without taking heat from the lamestream everyone?") Gingrich promised to... More »

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bewilderbeast
Jan 28, 2012 3:02 AM CST
Jon Stewart, that is one of your best, no sh*t. Newt is leaving the sickly older one for a younger one! I laughed out loud!
Jingo
Jan 27, 2012 4:57 PM CST
It gets better.  Now Newt claims he wants to do it by offering incentives to private companies.  The moon could be made of solid gold, and a moon colony would still be unprofitable.
SFHarry
Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM CST
Newt's personal life says a lot about the man and his abilities to be stable and loyal. His moon station idea says a lot about his touch with reality. I have made a humorous video that I believe shows how his wives must have felt about his loyalties. You may see it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSsMRe6BJE Hope you enjoy!

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