Wild Raccoons Invade School, Pee on Student
Florida middle school becoming an infested, urine-dripping mess: parents
By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff
Posted Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST
Stay out of our schools!   (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

(Newser) – Are raccoons the new bullies? In one Florida middle school, yes. CBS12 reports on an infestation so bad that parents started calling the station for help, telling it that the wild creatures had been in residence for weeks, and that the school hadn't sent home warnings. Even worse: One raccoon reportedly peed on a student. "Something wet started dripping down on his backpack, then eventually on him," confirmed a student at Woodlands Middle School in Lake Worth.

Grosser still: "You're sitting at your desk, doing your class work, and all of a sudden there's liquid running from the ceiling," one mother explained. Palm Beach County Health Department inspectors confirmed the invasion, and reports that it gave the school an unsatisfactory grade on Feb. 9. Now the school has until March 9 to get rid of the animals. Here's the school principal's comforting reaction: "Raccoon activity is confined to a small portion of the school building and does not impact a large number of students. Therefore, mass notification to parents at this time has not taken place."

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Feb 16, 2012 4:23 PM CST
One of the was overheard saying "We're just here for the pissing contest".
Feb 15, 2012 5:38 PM CST
This really is funny. Those little bastards are ruthless down in Florida. I went camping in the Ocala forest a few years ago and decided to feed one of the cute little buggers. It brought it's kids back about a half hour later and i thought, well that's pretty cute i guess i'll give them a little more food. The plot thickens. The whole extended family comes back and doesn't ask, but demands more food, i had to lock up everything, they even found my night crawlers i was using for fishing and ate those. It was similar to the movie Gremlins, entertaining on the one hand and somewhat threatening on the other. There had to have been 30 of them.
Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST
I'm imagining a raccoon eyeballing a student from afar, beelining it DIRECTLY to that student and peeing on him, then saying "That's for tying down your garbage can lid, d-bag!!!"