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Try Dating Me: I'm Narcoleptic

Meghan Holohan recounts the travails of dating with narcolepsy

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 10, 2012 2:11 PM CST

(Newser) – Falling for a man is one thing. Falling on him is another. But such is life for Meghan Holohan, whose narcolepsy first hindered her dating life when she collapsed on the cutest boy in grade six during Holy Communion. Holohan says intense feelings like physical attraction trigger her condition—and she is "intensely emotional," she writes in Salon: "Nothing is worse, though, than being around men I am attracted to. I actually swoon, like a modern-day version of the vapors."

She once fled a bar where she was flirting with a man and fainted on church steps. On another occasion she collapsed on a date and banged her head on a garage door: “I thought you were dead!” her date told her when she woke up in a puddle. Nowadays, she's dating a man who seems to understand when she makes a beeline for the sofa, steps on the dog, and falls fast asleep. "The fact that he’s so easygoing about it makes me feel closer to him. It makes my heart beat a little faster. In fact, if I weren’t already reclining, I might faint."

Narcolepsy can bring about sudden pauses in conversation, as seen here.
Narcolepsy can bring about sudden pauses in conversation, as seen here.   (Shutterstock)
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narcaplexy
Mar 26, 2012 12:31 PM CDT
I know EXACTLY what this woman is talking about :)  Being 18 years old and having narcolepsy and cataplexy myself, the entire concept of interacting with the opposite gender can be a real pain! I've only had narcolepsy and cataplexy for a year and a half, but I've definitely experienced "falling" for someone. Last year I had a huge crush on this guy I'm friends with. I've literally fallen to the ground at his feet! He was my shoulder to lean on when I was falling off the chair next to him and when he drove me home one day? I thought I'd never be able to leave his car ;) Those feelings have passed, luckily, but it can be hard to just walk past a group of cute guys at the mall. And flirting. Oh goodness, flirting... I've never struggled in this department until narcolepsy/cataplexy began to freeze up my vocal chords when I'm so much as amused by something, cutting off my awesome and witty reply. I see it as a mark of immense self-preservation if I'm able to ignore my wobbling legs and buckling knees and make a partially graceful exit with those heartthrobs looking my way ;) I see the horrible irony is the phrases "knocked her off her feet" in "fall head over heels for"...
Riffran
Mar 10, 2012 4:39 PM CST
well, as long as she doesn't grind her teeth in her sleep....yowch!
finkster
Mar 10, 2012 4:30 PM CST
I believe I've encountered a woman like that.....she was pure dead weight in the bedroom....:-)
 

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