'The Real Mitt Romney' Channels Eminem
'Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?'
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 20, 2012 9:18 AM CDT
Updated Mar 20, 2012 10:48 AM CDT

(Newser) – Flip-flopping Mitt Romney has been plagued by the question, "Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?" In a new, brilliant mash-up by Hugh Atkin spotted by the Huffington Post, it's President Obama asking that question in a send-up of the Eminem classic "The Real Slim Shady." Romney, of course, is the main star, and in his own words he utters lyrics like:

  • "With regards to abortion, pro-life, pro-choice, I firmly believe in my own singing voice."
  • "I'm more concerned about the banks, they're unable to lend. Corporations are people, my friend."
  • "My dog is on the roof! My dog is on the roof!"
  • "There will be an influx of Hispanic voters in trucks. Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what—10,000 bucks?"
  • "Well, I made a lot of money, matter of factually. So I drive a couple of Cadillacs, actually."
  • "Every Mormon raise your underwear and sing the chorus, Papa Bear: I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm the real Romney, all the other Mitt Romneys are just masturbating."