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Man Steals Identity of ... One of World's Richest Men

It just seems obvious that this was going to end really badly

By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 27, 2012 9:59 AM CDT

(Newser) – Ways to land in trouble:

  1. Go AWOL.
  2. Fund your AWOL lifestyle via identity theft.
  3. Snatch the identity of one of the world's richest men.

So goes the case against Brandon Lee Price, who now faces bank fraud charges for allegedly swiping the identity of Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen, reports the AP.

According to a criminal complaint unsealed yesterday, Price phoned Citibank in January and changed the address on Allen's account from Seattle to Pittsburgh (which makes so much sense!). He then requested a new debit card. Big surprise: That much happened. Price then allegedly made $15,000 in purchases using the card, including paying a delinquent Armed Forces Bank account and stocking up at a video game store. He was arrested on March 2 and will be detained until April 2 unless the Army takes him into custody.

Microsoft co-founders Bill Gates (C) and Paul Allen (L) watches a basketball game, 26 May 2000.
Microsoft co-founders Bill Gates (C) and Paul Allen (L) watches a basketball game, 26 May 2000.   (Getty Images)
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B-Diddy
Mar 27, 2012 5:13 PM CDT
What a Dumb ASS!!! Military-Intelligence This guy paid his personal loan with it ???Why?? He was now someone else. I guess he thought they would not trace the money and he could step back into his own skin..
Observer
Mar 27, 2012 3:51 PM CDT
The Army of 1. Another shining genius - the product of Army training. Cut the Army in half and close every foreign occupation this year. Quit burning money on the corrupt bullshit regimes around the world.
MDD
Mar 27, 2012 10:14 AM CDT
From that picture, if Bill and Paul aren't the two sexiest guys on the planet, I don't know who is?
 

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