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Biden: 'I Promise You, the President Has a Big Stick'

VP was talking foreign policy, but...

By John Johnson,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 26, 2012 12:24 PM CDT

(Newser) – Joe Biden went after Mitt Romney today as "out of touch" on foreign policy and used the new Obama 2012 catchphrase—"Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive"—to make his point, notes Politico. "If Governor Romney had been president, could he have used the same slogan in reverse?” he asked. Romney's CEO mindset would have him ready to "subcontract our foreign policy to some expert at the State Department."

Biden also uttered what, for better or worse, might be the most memorable line of the day: "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." He was, of course, referring to Teddy Roosevelt's advice on policy, notes Talking Points Memo: “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” But this being the age of Twitter, well, you can just imagine the oh-so-clever tweets that ensued, notes the AtlanticWire. "We can only wait to see which of these jokes find their way to the late night comedians and Saturday Night Live," writes Alexander Abad-Santos. "Actually, we'll wait. Really."

In this March 15 file photo, Vice President Joe Biden speaks in Toledo, Ohio.
In this March 15 file photo, Vice President Joe Biden speaks in Toledo, Ohio.   (AP Photo/Madalyn Ruggiero, File)
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Naked_Emperor
Apr 29, 2012 11:49 AM CDT
Biden said he was going to vote for mccain. I bet he votes from Rommney...by accidently checking the wrong box.
USLady
Apr 28, 2012 5:29 PM CDT
Biden and Obama are way out of touch with all Americans! Let me say we do not want what we have with this administration! I think we will go back to having more jobs! more money! more national security in the USA,More trust worthy people in office,more real hope,more honest people,More out of debt,More prosperity ,More of what every Single American  wants and needs in their lives! More freedom to choose for ourselves what healthcare we want for our own body.More border protection,More leadership that works! Yep! we will go back to more of what we want and need! Goodbye! O-bam-a & Biden,and the rest of the corrupt administration.
USLady
Apr 28, 2012 5:19 PM CDT
This was one of the lamest speeches they have thrown out to us yet! lol! what a joke!
 

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