Repeat Butt of WHCD Jokes: Romney

Jimmy Kimmel, President Obama pile on

By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 29, 2012 6:18 AM CDT

(Newser) – Jimmy Kimmel received generally good marks as host of the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, tweaking both parties without going for the jugular. And both Kimmel and the president dinged Mitt Romney—not in attendance—a few times. Among the top lines of the night, as per Politico:

  • "It doesn't matter if you're black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama's agenda," said Kimmel.
  • "I talked to a guy who was a huge supporter of ObamaCare and a guy who said it was a disaster and it should be killed immediately, which was interesting because I never met Mitt Romney before."
  • To New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: "I think you're misunderstanding New Jersey's slogan. It's not the Olive Garden state."
  • To Obama, on a darker note: "Remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."

  • "Four years ago, I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton," said Obama. "Four years later, she won't stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena."
  • "Anyway, it’s great to be here this evening in the vast, magnificent Hilton ballroom—or what Mitt Romney would call a little fixer-upper."
  • "Look at this party. We’ve got men in tuxes, women in gowns, fine wine, first-class entertainment. I was just relieved to learn this was not a GSA conference."
  • "I have a lot more material prepared," said Obama to end his speech, "but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew."
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Late-night comic Jimmy Kimmel headlines the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, Saturday, April 28, 2012 in Washington.
Late-night comic Jimmy Kimmel headlines the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, Saturday, April 28, 2012 in Washington.   (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)
US President Barack Obama high-fives television host Jimmy Kimmel.
US President Barack Obama high-fives television host Jimmy Kimmel.   (Getty Images)
Television host Jimmy Kimmel (L) sits alongside First Lady Michelle Obama (R) during the White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, DC, April 28, 2012. The annual event, which brings together Hollywood celebrities, news media personalities and Washington correspondents, features comedian Jimmy Kimmel as the host. AFP PHOTO / Saul...
Television host Jimmy Kimmel (L) sits alongside First Lady Michelle Obama (R) during the White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, DC, April 28, 2012. The annual event, which brings...   (Getty Images)
Barack Obama speaks during the White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, DC, April 28, 2012.
Barack Obama speaks during the White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, DC, April 28, 2012.   (Getty Images)
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