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Stephen King: Raise My F***ing Taxes Already

The rich aren't going to pay up just to be nice

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 30, 2012 10:04 AM CDT

(Newser) – Stephen King is following Warren Buffett's lead with an op-ed begging to be taxed more—though King drops in a few more F-bombs in his very salty appeal. In "Tax Me, for F***'s Sake," the wealthy author offers his views on his fellow one-percenters: "The majority would rather douse their d**ks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing 'Disco Inferno' than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar." So before Chris Christie again says to shut up and cut a check, don't expect anybody to voluntarily open their wallets, King writes at the Daily Beast: It's time to make them pay up.

Don't buy the idea that the rich are job creators: What the wealthiest really do with their cash is invest, often overseas. Yes, the wealthy give a few million dollars here and there to good causes, but they can't handle the country's greatest responsibilities, from caring for the poor to fighting global warming. For that, we need a "united American citizenry." The one percent needs to wake up and "acknowledge that you couldn’t have made it in America without America," where "upward mobility is possible." The middle-class' tax burden isn't just unfair: "It's unf----ing American." Click for King's full piece.

US best-selling author Stephen King talks, during a press conference to unveil the Kindle 2, the latest version of Amazon's popular electronic reader, the Kindle, in New York, February, 9, 2009. The Kindle 2 adds a feature which reads a book aloud, is thinner, faster, crisper, with longer battery life,...
US best-selling author Stephen King talks, during a press conference to unveil the Kindle 2, the latest version of Amazon's popular electronic reader, the Kindle, in New York, February, 9, 2009. The Kindle...   (Getty Images)
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economicrevolution
Aug 19, 2012 11:26 AM CDT
There is more to the overall problem than just the middle class and poor being taxed more than the rich. Here is how to fix the whole problem: 1. take away the deductions and write-offs that give the rich an upper hand, or allow the same deductions and write-offs at lower rate for the middle class and the poor. 2. Take profit out of war. 3. bring jobs back home by imposing tax penalties on companies and corporations that start in America and then relocate or outsource for cheaper labor and to keep from insuring workers. 3. make it illegal to invest in overseas banks or corporations without first holding at least one investment in an American based and operated company or commodity. And when i say American based and operated company or commodity, I don't mean a major corporation or market chain. I mean small business. It is almost impossible by today's standards for a person to start up a business that will add to American economical growth through jobs because those (the rich) who could invest in or sponsor American job and economical growth are cowards about the possibility of losing 1% of their millions of dollars (billions of dollars in some cases), that they continue to hoard in off-shore tax safe haven countries. Yes the Federal Reserve Bank does need to be audited, but this will never happen as long as congress (modern day communists) continues to protect wall street instead of treating it like just another business.    
BCS
May 2, 2012 12:03 AM CDT
awwww. He thinks if the .0001 percent tax the 1 percent that poor people will eat and middle class tax burden will ease. How cute, he really does have a vivid imagination. If they didn't use the bailout money to consolidate European banks instead of investing in the lives of Americans and let companies such as the Google who are run by the NSA pay 2% tax rates (GE paid 0% and got a tax credit) then we wouldn't have to raise anyone's taxes. The last people that can afford my services in this country, are the handful that make 150k or more per year. The already destroyed contracting and service industries would suffer even worse then they are now, when even more people stopped spending money. Steven King isn't a 1%er he's a 0.01%er. Again more tax for well off families (a few hundred K) will not be redistributed to the middle class. It will end up in David Rockefeller or warren buffets pockets. They ship Billions of dollars on pallets to Iraq and say they don't know what happened to it, and we're supposed to give these known liars more money? How about shrinking the War Machine, how about bringing jobs back home, how about auditing the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank?
MisterPlinkett
May 1, 2012 8:04 AM CDT
welp, i won't be buying this tool's books anymore. nice to see all this pandering isn't working on you level headed people......
 

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