Ted Nugent: Nasty Media Portrays Me as Puppy-Raper

In case you were wondering, no, Ted Nugent and his headline-generating quotes have not gone anywhere. Nugent gave a foul-mouthed interview to CBS last week (actual sample quote from the Huffington Post’s story on the matter: “I'll [expletive] your [expletive], or [expletive] you.”), and now he’s explaining himself—kind of. "The left media and [Democratic National Committee chair Debbie] Wasserman Schultz will try to tell you that I threaten the president’s life and that I’m a mean, nasty man who wants to rape your puppy," Nugent told radio host Mike Broomhead.

"I wouldn't rape your puppy, but if the president needs a little chow, I’m sure I could do a little bushmeat for him," he continued, in a dig at Obama’s dog-eating past. Click to listen to the clip. (More Ted Nugent stories.)