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Colbert Extremely Disturbed About Sanitizer-Swilling Kids

'Our kids are getting sani-tipsy,' he warns

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted May 8, 2012 8:21 AM CDT

(Newser) – Stephen Colbert is very, very upset about the new trend of teens getting drunk on hand sanitizer—especially since it was based on one Los Angeles Times article involving a whopping six kids. “I want to send a very strong message to these LA... More »

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DraftyBeer
May 11, 2012 3:06 AM CDT
A urinal cake will keep ya drunk for a few weeks....
LarryE
May 8, 2012 2:26 PM CDT
Hardy-har-har! Oh, that Colbert is a case! He's a caution! What knee-slappers he comes up with! He's as funny as a runaway mule, and almost as smart! He keeps the old folks' home in stitches! I do declare, he is the most adorable thing!
MDD
May 8, 2012 8:26 AM CDT
I find Colbert extremely disturbing. Why does anyone care what this no talent thinks.
 

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