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A Zebra, Macaw, Iowa Guy Walk Into a Bar ...

Human later busted for drunk driving

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted May 22, 2012 11:32 PM CDT | Updated May 23, 2012 12:24 AM CDT

(Newser) – An Iowa animal lover says he was just enjoying the wild life with his pets. But police say he was drunk and shouldn't have been tooling around with his zebra and a macaw. Jerald Reiter, 55, walked into a Dubuque bar to refuel with his unusual buddies, but the animals were ordered out by the barkeep, reports the Gazette. Police stopped the trio down the road soon after, and Reiter registered a .148 blood alcohol level as the animals looked on from the front seat, according to cops. Reiter told investigators his animals like to hang with him. “They love going for rides. They’re part of the family,” his girlfriend told KCRG-TV.

Polly wanna drink?
Polly wanna drink?   (Wikipedia)
Jerald Reiter's zebra and macaw wait in the truck after getting kicked out of an Iowa bar.
Jerald Reiter's zebra and macaw wait in the truck after getting kicked out of an Iowa bar.   (Facebook)
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HarryBeaver
May 23, 2012 7:03 AM CDT
But will it play in Dubuque?
hidflect
May 23, 2012 12:20 AM CDT
Don't step outside the box, folks. Showing any sign of character is a reportable offense.
myflap.blow
May 23, 2012 12:11 AM CDT
They go to the bar, the zebra drinks down a shot and bets the bartender $100 he can piss into the empty shot glass from here and not spill a drop. The bartender happily agrees wanting to see this, and so the zebra stood back and proceeded to pee. Only it went all over the bar and the bartender entirely missing the glass. The bartender laughed as he took the money and asked why did he make such a preposterous bet? The zebra turns and says I bet the Macaw $1000 I can piss all over you and your bar and make you laugh about it!
 

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