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Arizona Woman, Blocked From City Council, Runs for VP

Was disqualified for not speaking English

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 12, 2012 12:28 PM CDT

(Newser) – When Alejandrina Cabrera tried to run for San Luis City Council, she was kicked off the ballot because she couldn't speak, read, or write English fluently. So now she's running for a slightly higher office: vice president of the United States. Cabrera has signed on with Utopian Party presidential candidate Avery Ayers, the Arizona Republic reports. While the Arizona constitution requires candidates to be literate in English, the US Constitution has no such limitations.

Ayers admits it's a bit unorthodox to have a woman who's never successfully run for office before as his running mate, but he says he's confident in the pick. "A lot of politicians speak one thing and don't deliver," he says. "At least with Ms. Cabrera, [people] can relate to the words that come out of her mouth." Ayers first offered the spot to Cabrera in May, but he had to translate his platform into Spanish before she would accept.

In this January, 2012 photo, Alejandrina Cabrera, who is barred from running for city council because she isn't fluent in English, left, testifies in court in Yuma, Ariz.
In this January, 2012 photo, Alejandrina Cabrera, who is barred from running for city council because she isn't fluent in English, left, testifies in court in Yuma, Ariz.   (AP Photo/Bajo del Sol, Cesar Neyoy)
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OooShiny
Jun 13, 2012 4:47 AM CDT
Video of Alejandrina Cabrera's court testimony is as follows: COURT: Where did you go to high school? AC: Ehhh...1986. COURT: Where at? AC: Ehhh...umm...in 1983? COURT: Did you...do you...I asked you when...where did you go to high school? AC: Yes. COURT: What school? AC: After high school...um...I went to...um...college. COURT: But where did you go to...just a moment... COURT: Mrs. Cabrera, you can step down. Mrs. Cabrera had a whopping FOUR lawyers backing her up during court, and she was even given the advantage of being questioned by one of her own four lawyers instead of a court or state officer.  Despite having the equivalent of one attorney for each time the question "what high school did you attend" was asked, she still failed to answer even closely, even once. And during her press conference afterward?  She spoke fluent Spanish to prove her English is fine and people should stop discriminating against her. youtube.com/watch?v=M-LWw0qFVfk
Riffran
Jun 13, 2012 1:30 AM CDT
dasvidaniya   Dummkopf. 
guvner
Jun 12, 2012 4:38 PM CDT
Nobody knows what the fuck our current VP is talking about anyway, so what's the big deal.
 

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