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Cops Nab Guy for Having Sex With Teddy Bear

Charles Marshall arrested on same charge for 4th time

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 16, 2012 2:44 PM CDT

(Newser) – Ohio police have arrested a man for masturbating with his teddy bear in public for the fourth time, the Daily Mail reports. Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested in a Cincinnati alley near a health clinic this week and given a citation for disorderly conduct. Over the past two years, officers have caught him doing the stuffed animal thing in a public library men's room and an area with minors likely around. Marshall paid small fines and served short jail stints for his three misdemeanor convictions. See more at The Smoking Gun.

Charles Marshall, 28, who has been convicted three times for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear in public.
Charles Marshall, 28, who has been convicted three times for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear in public.   (Cincinnati Police)
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right2dave
Jun 17, 2012 9:38 PM CDT
Man…that bear must really be HOT!!!!!
Hambone4x
Jun 17, 2012 8:54 PM CDT
If it was a white male bear does that mean it is "Bi-Polar"?
jillhamilton
Jun 17, 2012 3:41 PM CDT
I feel that Teddy might be partially to blame.  My theory:  http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com/2012/06/charles-marshall-and-his-impossibly.html
 

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