Kanye, Kim Sued ... for al-Qaeda Ties
Entire Kardashian Klan involved, claims Jonathan Lee Riches
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Jun 26, 2012 10:28 AM CDT
Updated Jun 26, 2012 10:57 AM CDT
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West plot terrorist attacks ... er, we mean, they watch the Los Angeles Lakers play the Denver Nuggets on May 12, 2012, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

(Newser) – As if you didn't already have enough reasons to hate Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, now a man is suing them for alleged ties to al-Qaeda. Jonathan Lee Riches—who, you will certainly not be surprised to hear, holds the Guinness World Record for "World's Most Litigious Man"—also names Kardashian's sisters, mom, and stepdad in the suit. He claims he "stumbled upon" the family in West Virginia earlier this month at an "al-Qaeda secret training camp."

After pledging their allegiance to al-Qaeda, the lawsuit alleges, the Kardashians and Kanye burned a US flag, stomped on a picture of the president, shot AK-47s into the air, and then—of course, because this is totally believable—performed a concert for other al-Qaeda members. In an unsurprising development, Riches was just released from prison for fraud. AllHipHop.com has a copy of the suit, which gets even more bizarre (at one point Riches claims the "defendants" took out shovels and were "fracking ... to get fuel to make weapons of mass destruction," and that Kardashian is adding "al-Qaeda women veils" to her clothing line).

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ls
Oct 1, 2015 1:56 PM CDT
honestly, i'm not sure that they would be any more damaging to america if they did join al-qaeda
Ultraworld
Jun 27, 2012 3:45 PM CDT
I'd kill to be on that jury
Shmeh
Jun 27, 2012 3:20 PM CDT
Wouldn't it be amazing if this was a case of the boy who cried wolf? "Yeah right, Riches... oh shit, Kardashians are attacking domestic targets!" I smell a new reality series.