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Why Tom Cruise Puts Bird Poop on His Face

Nightingale excrement apparently the latest beauty craze

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 27, 2012 10:31 AM CDT

(Newser) – The secret to Tom Cruise's boyish good looks? Bird poop. The actor indulges in a expensive facials in which nightingale excrement is mixed with rice bran and water, the Winnipeg Free Press reports. "Tom doesn't go in for Botox or surgery but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments," says a Now magazine source, who adds that "the results have been fantastic."

Cruise is "proud" of himself for taking the natural route, the source continues. "Tom doesn't see splashing out on the facials as him being vain or weird—in fact, he points out there are much wackier fads out there." Jessica Simpson once tried the same treatment.

Tom Cruise waves as he attends the Premiere of Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Wednesday Dec. 14, 2011.
Tom Cruise waves as he attends the Premiere of Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Wednesday Dec. 14, 2011.   (AP Photo/Felipe Dana)
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ZAXXON
Jun 28, 2012 1:48 PM CDT
Hmm Millionaire since 22 access to the best food, water and healthcare for nearly 30 years doesn't hurt
shaboom
Jun 28, 2012 6:18 AM CDT
Because he's a tired old closet-case who worries about such things?
Tology
Jun 28, 2012 4:09 AM CDT
Because it helps him keep up with his image as a shithead who can't act.
 

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