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Michigan's New DUI Weapon: Talking Urinal Cakes

Some sing and light up too, in effort to combat drunk driving

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 29, 2012 1:13 PM CDT

(Newser) – Michigan is trying a novel technique for cutting down on drunk driving: filling bathrooms with responsible talking urinal cakes, formally known as Interactive Urinal Communicators. Step up to a urinal equipped with one of these, erm, ingenious devices, and it will utter the following message: "Listen up. … Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands." Some will also sing and light up.

Four hundred of the devices will be sent to 200 restaurants and bars ahead of July 4, so they'll be in place for Independence Day celebrations, the Detroit News reports. The Office of Highway Safety Planning notes that the bathroom is often the last place men stop before leaving the bar. "Please," quips Tom Greenwood of the News, "resist the urge to envision a cake screaming: 'I'm melting, I'm melting.'"

That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands.
"That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands."   (Office of Highway Safety Planning)
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WallyEFunk
Jun 30, 2012 10:48 AM CDT
Since this will be a slow thread. I would like to share an experience about drinking and driving.  A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers. Knowing full well I may have been over the limit, I did something I've never done before, I guess . I took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it! : )
Rational.-Anarchist
Jun 30, 2012 5:54 AM CDT
I was going to say that when I hear a urinal talking to me, I KNOW it's time to go home!
Rational.-Anarchist
Jun 29, 2012 9:46 PM CDT
A show of hands, please. How many actually believe this will do any good?  My guess is that most responses will be "piss on you"!
 

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