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Two Florida women were likely scared when Mark Christopher Miller rushed them with a 4-foot sword, but maybe not quite as terrified by his second weapon: a peanut butter sandwich. The 50-year-old man is accused of poking one of the women, who is six months pregnant, with the sword after hearing a disturbance outside his mobile home, the Ledger reports. He then allegedly smeared the other woman with the peanut butter sandwich. Not surprisingly, he was taken to jail; but on the way there, he managed to rip some of the patrol car's padding with his teeth.
