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TomKat Settlement Details Leak Out

Katie Holmes basically gets primary physical custody of Suri

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 9, 2012 6:38 PM CDT

(Newser) – The quickie divorce settlement between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes outlines in great detail and for years to come how they can behave around daughter Suri, reports TMZ. Among the available details:

  • Katie basically gets primary physical custody, but Tom will have a lot of custodial time with Suri.

  • A rumor that Suri must be around Katie's nanny and bodyguard when in Tom's presence is completely false.
  • Religion—ahem, Scientology and Catholicism—is among the topics in the settlement. Tom and Katie can't say anything they want to Suri about religion, but that limitation eases as Suri gets older.
Can't stand the pain? Click to see TomKat and Suri in happier times.

In this Nov. 4, 2007 file photo, actress Katie Holmes joins her husband Tom Cruise as he holds their daughter Suri after Holmes finished the New York City Marathon in New York.
In this Nov. 4, 2007 file photo, actress Katie Holmes joins her husband Tom Cruise as he holds their daughter Suri after Holmes finished the New York City Marathon in New York.   (AP Photo/Kathy Willens, file)
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COMMENTS
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apocalypso
Jul 11, 2012 6:26 AM CDT
The only thing anyone in that family could do to make me smile is be slowly, agonizingly crushed to death by heavy machinery. Sick of their stupid names, sick of stupid media outlets bombarding us with their vapid, gormless faces, don't give a shit what happens to any of them unless they get crushed to death. Slowly and agonizingly.
shaboom
Jul 11, 2012 12:47 AM CDT
I am deeply saddened by the collapse of this contractual obligation. All hail Xenu!
HANKHILL
Jul 10, 2012 7:35 PM CDT
and the world is going to stop once they are apart? i dont think so! slonuzday again?
 

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