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Stewart: Romney's Misusing His Time Machine

Also, why does Mitt's horse get to go to prom?

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 17, 2012 8:11 AM CDT

(Newser) – Jon Stewart joined the chorus mocking Mitt Romney's "retroactive retirement" on last night's Daily Show. "I'm not saying that if you have a time machine you necessarily have to kill Hitler," he quipped, "But this retroactive retirement is... More »

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LoginsSuck
Jul 17, 2012 10:45 AM CDT
Wouldn't retroactive flip flopping using a time machine cause a time paradox? or would things just keep spinning. Maybe we are on the verge of discovering infinite energy.
Non-deep-thinker
Jul 17, 2012 9:01 AM CDT
Romney left Bain in1999 to save the Olympics, with the idea that he was going to return to Bain.  When time passed and it became evident that he wasn't, he retired dated from the day he actually left and didn't come back.  Only a fool would be unable to understand this incredibily complex, hard-to-understand chain of events.
chillette
Jul 17, 2012 8:40 AM CDT
I would use it for the lottery and to save Robert F Kennedy.  I think America would be different now if he had been president.
 

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