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Hotel Replaces Bibles With ... 50 Shades

'Grey' replaces Gideon Bibles in all 40 rooms

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 25, 2012 1:04 PM CDT

(Newser) – That Bible in your hotel dresser drawer not doing it for you? Check in to England’s Damson Dene Hotel, where the religious texts in all 40 rooms have all been replaced with … soft-core porn. That’s right, instead of the Gideon Bible, you’ll find Fifty Shades of Grey in your nightstand. Hotel owner Jonathan Denby has actually been thinking of ousting the Bibles ever since purchasing the hotel from a Methodist group, he explains to NBC News.

“I was thinking originally of putting in a book by Ayn Rand—Atlas Shrugged was my first thought,” he says. “(But) because everybody is reading Fifty Shades of Grey, we thought it would be a hospitable thing to do, to have this available for our guests, especially if some of them were a little bit shy about buying it because of its reputation.” The local vicar, not surprisingly, has complained in the local media about the switch, but Denby still offers Bibles upon request.

Author EL James holds a copy of her new erotic fiction book Fifty Shades of Grey at a book signing in Coral Gables, Fla., Sunday, April 29, 2012.
Author EL James holds a copy of her new erotic fiction book "Fifty Shades of Grey" at a book signing in Coral Gables, Fla., Sunday, April 29, 2012.   (AP Photo/Jeffrey M. Boan)
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COMMENTS
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billyrob
Jul 27, 2012 7:57 AM CDT
No surprise, considering this is the same hotel that caused a controversy when they replaced their regular coffee with Folgers. More at: http://wp.me/p1VsTV-2jx
B-Diddy
Jul 26, 2012 3:55 PM CDT
Must be in "Shady" hotels and motels. LOL !
Jess1963
Jul 26, 2012 7:45 AM CDT
Hooray for the English! Being modern Britain however, had it been the Koran he replaced he would already have been honor-killed. I wonder how often he plans to update the best sellers. It's a wonderful progressive idea and relevant as christianity falls out of fashion with the traveling elite. I hope there's a vacancy my next trip over there. I only ever used hotel bibles for scrap paper for telephone notes anyway.
 

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